cousin skeeter

when a hillbilly busts a nut or ejaculates on a cousin or relative

paul gave tina a cousin skeeter to show his affection for his favorite relative

by bknappauto November 18, 2011

skeeter eater

The act of swallowing or licking up spooge in the near vacinity of your naked body.

After Carol cleaned up her pearl necklace with her tongue, there was no doubt in my mind she was a skeeter eater.

by Coy Peterson July 15, 2005

skeeterdick

a very small, thin marijuana cigarette that may resembles a mosquito's penis if a mosquito had a penis

"All I have is enough weed to roll a skeeterdick."

by setherc September 17, 2004

skeeter

A fine female. A female you would like to hook up with and skeet all over.

Man, should of been there last night. The place was full of skeeters and they were all willing to give it up.

by Art Delay October 9, 2005

SkeeterBoomBaty

A new Halo 2 Player on Xbox live that constantly raps noobs with dual wield magnums and the MG.

Oh shit! Get that SkeeterBoom Baty

by chazdook May 13, 2005

skeeter dactyl

A massive fucking mosquito. Mostly found in south east texas. The size of a modern day teridactyl.

Holy shit, there is a massive skeeter dactyl on your arm.

by thedupdownsouth July 26, 2014

skeeter

any form of cocaine, usually the good shit

My nose hurts because I did so much fuckin' skeeter last night

by Reddogg August 28, 2005