Simphany

A large orchestral piece of of music performed by a simp to impress a women.

Whilst simping for his favorite egirl, Mr Wobbles played the most epic simphany to impress his girl but got timed out for the 3rd time this week.

by Edward Zel Doc Gee June 17, 2021

Simpai

A person who is a Simp (someone who does way too much for a person they like) in the streets and Senpai (someone who is more experienced and is a role model to you) in the sheets.

"I would totally be Simpai for Kylo Ren"
"Don't you mean Senpai?"
"No, Simpai"

by Derpdar January 21, 2021

simptard

a combination of a simpleton (a less bright person) and a retard. used in a humorous manner to describe silly behavior.

aron: why are you sweeping your room with a broom?

viola: because the hoover-bag was full.

aron: so you didn't think of putting in a new one?! your such a simptard.

by dublin-leprechaun October 23, 2009

Simpatico Straight

A simpatico straight is someone who isn't gay or lesbian by orientation, but see's no need to be a homophobe about other humans

Fat Bitch: Fag
Non-gay dude: woah, homophobe! actually, I'm a simpatico straight, but I understand your need to hate something because of all your insecurities. But why would you hate on cool people? Isn't there enough hate in this world?

by Simpatico Straight July 2, 2009

Symphatize

When one realizes that another is so positively cool that they feel sorry for existing in the presence of that person who is being analyzed.

I symphatize for him; his presence makes me depressed about my own life in his shadow.

by Sillybear [Cool Club] December 29, 2007

Symphatize on

to symphatize on somebody means to ejaculate on someone, as easy as that!

if ur girlfriend had a bad day, u just come up to her and say, "sweety u had a bad day, come here let me symphatize on you"
(spanish accent preferable)

by RAyRUStAM May 11, 2006

simpath

A large cow that eats dog poo for fun and is very gay. It tends to be very ugly and licks mold from the ground for fun

Simpath is Simrath
Simpath is funny

by Tom brent December 7, 2006