Simple Plan

One of the worst bands that ever graced the face of the Earth. The singer's squeaky voice makes me shove screwdrivers up my ears. They think that their life "sucks", but they don't know what a bad life is. How about you go and live in some 3rd World country or Africa with it's extreme poverty and actually understand when a life "sucks".

Suburban Kid With Rich Parents: OMFG!!! My life sucks so much!

Me: Shut up.

by A|pha August 1, 2005

Simples

Used to suggest that something is particularly easy to comprehend or uncomplicated. Communicates a greater level of simplicity than its antecedent 'simple'.

Often used ironically after an especially convoluted/complex explanation of something.

Coined by Aleksandr Orlov, the meerkat of comparethemeerkat.com fame.

"A comfortable victory for Liverpool at Hull City had seen the Reds climb back to the Premier League summit, but only by virtue of goal difference. Therefore, United knew a point against European-chasing team Tottenham would be enough to send them back to the top. Simples."

- Andy Gray, Sky Sports News

by the_dickie July 7, 2009

Simoleons

Dating back to 1896 and with an unknown origin. This word is slang for "dollar"

Gime me some simoleons. Need to get a smoke.

by Aldana2008 October 20, 2008

simple

when a person acts in a way that insults their own intelligence

Beth, you are SIMPLE!

by Brigitte Brock June 19, 2003

acting simple

To act rude or stupidly.

Don't be afraid to slap the bitch if she acting simple.

by Jackie Theodore Valentine July 7, 2014

As Simple As Snow

This is a secret. Don't tell anyone.

Our little code between us. As Simple As Snow.

by Blackflame619 January 3, 2009

Simple Sprite

A Mix of a clear alcoholic beverage an Sprite..." easy and clear" , easy to make with two clear drinks while one being a alcoholic beverage.

Most know mix Amsterdam An Sprite.

1.Q:" a dude you wanna dirty sprite"?
A:" naa man, just mix that simple shit in my sprite"

2. Q:" what you sipping on"?
A: Nothing but a simple Sprite

3. Q:" lets hurry up an make this simple sprite"
A: OK you got the Amsterdam and Sprite"?

by wb_sauvejr December 29, 2012