Das Shim

Das Shim is a acsended cat formally know as das shim the grey. He parted with his earthly family recently and was last seen in japan helping the relief effort. Das Shim currently lives in Tibet with a small group of monks.

Guy 1 "Did you see that flash of white light?"
Guy 2 "that was no flash of light, that was Das Shim!"

by Dirtmagurt June 1, 2011

Jaloliddin Satimov

Jaloliddin Satimov is one of a kind of retarded and ugly. Do not approach within 100 feet of him or you will disintegrate instantly. When you approach within 1 km of him, you may feel a strange sensation in the air, called the Jalolitouch. If making contact with this person, please report and contact 911 immediately.

Guy: Hey, is that guy an ogre?

Girl: No, that's just Jaloliddin Satimov
*disintegrates*

by ILoveChunLi34 October 17, 2021

shim hole

1.)What a shim has in place of genitalia.

2.)Also can be used as an insult.

1.)Tim and Mark are total shims, I bet they sit around and play with each others' shim holes all day!

2.)I kicked him out of my house because he was being a total shim hole.

by Sarah Lambert March 4, 2008

Shim

The androgynous male. She and him.

Sh+im = Shim

Yeah I saw the whole thing. Shim was at the mall peepin my boo thang, and I was like "Hell nah!"

by WeLiveFunLivesInMyCircle December 30, 2016

shim

1). A lady that looks like a dude, or a dude that looks like a lady. 2). Transvestite. 3). Shemale. 4). Cross dressing men or butch lesbians.

No, Katee, you didn't invent this word. But you can say, "Ew, gross, look at shim! Its dick is hanging out of its skirt!"

by imbendenton July 21, 2005

Shima

To be fantastic, beautiful, funny, and a good friend.

“She’s so Shima!”
“I want to be Shima”
“No one can be Shima like Shima can be”

by ABOLOUR March 31, 2019

Shimed

overweight and obese teenage boy with a pubestache

“woah you have to lose weight and shave before you start looking shimed bro

by Sx August 9, 2021