Shrimp dunking

Using a straw to siphon ejaculate out of an anal cavity

Dude, Dylan was shrimp dunking Brad last night with a straw that was spooned at one end like the ones for slurpees at 7-11. He got all of it

Shrimp dunking by Ox April 8, 2016

shrimp gulping 

When managers or supervisors speak in technical meetings in an effort to sound knowledgeable by simply restating obvious facts. The phrase suggests the manager is better off sitting on the beach enjoying shrimp cocktail rather than participating in technical discussions.

Dave: Testing should be conducted internally and externally to test firewall and security behavior as well as the software changes themselves.
CTO: Yes, this testing is important.
Dave: Uh, yeah. Yeah, it is. Thanks.
Bill: (quietly) Man, that was some shrimp gulping! *dip dip* *GULP* Go back to the beach, old man!

shrimp gulping by Jocko Tam July 21, 2009

shrimp brain 

Simply some one who is rather dimwitted and stupid or does something, says something idiotic or stupid.

Bob - Where did I put those keys?

Andy - In yer pocket, shrimp brain.

shrimp brain by Freedom Mine November 15, 2013

shrimp curtains

Air drying your pussy after swimming in a lake, filled with blue algae

What smells so bad around here? "Candace says, oh that's just my shrimp curtains"

shrimp curtains by Pkans21 August 11, 2017

shrimp on the barbie 

a phrase that NO australian ever says. EVER.

" lets never put a shrimp on the barbie."

shrimp on the barbie by Casey Asha May 10, 2008

shrimp ring 

Your anal sphincter; your asshole.

She wrecked Pete's shrimp ring with a strap-on; now it looks like he's missing a few shrimps.

shrimp ring by Robin Sham August 8, 2008

shrimp on a barbie 

Woojin

*woojin in a high pitched voice* SHRIMP ON A BARBIE

shrimp on a barbie by skzistheshit February 26, 2019