Shaffer

A man that solicits prostitutes on craigslist and/or other internet sites.

"Hey Ken, this one is 19, and only requests a $30.00 donation."
"Dan, quit being such a Shaffer, your wife is going to find out."

by Willie Wantabe April 29, 2008

sheaffer

to have your butthole sucked/eatin.
A lush.

I got sheafferd last night. I was a total sheaffer.

by sheafferman December 31, 2007

shaffi

a budgie killer or a bokat

shaffi is killing adit or im a shaffi

by joe October 20, 2008

saraffleck

an evil jerk; someone who is up to no good and out to get the world.

"UGH, why are you being such a saraffleck?"

by "Shawty" November 23, 2007

scraffle

to ransack through miscellaneous items and eventually destroy them.

my ferret has a uncontrollable desire to scraffle everything in his path.

by Mermaid420 May 3, 2011

A Shaffer Meltdown

A mental meltdown of epic proportions. Usually associated with otherwise extremely successful business managers/owners. Characterized by blaming others for self-inflicted pain caused by poor planning.

A manager shows up to work in the morning to find all his employees have quit and has to calm a pissed off client. Later that day finds he has no plan to fix his problems, and proceeds to blame the distict manager for his problems while assuming the fetal position and murmuring for his mother. This individual would be said to have experienced A Shaffer Meltdown.

by chillaxin-mo September 23, 2012

Jake Shaffer

A meanie butthole who will try to control your life and act "depressed" and has sex with fat red heads. Do not date a jake ladies or gentlemen

OMG! He is such a jake shaffer! Don't trust him.

by Lindyt33 November 16, 2018