Shorgasm

When you experience something so awesome it causes you to ejaculate and vent your bowls simultaneously.

Bloke#1: ZOMG I just heard that Slash and Ace Frehley are colaborating for the next Frehley album!

Bloke#2: Dude... you just made me shorgasm.

by Leno Paelen August 22, 2009

shorgasm

The sensation created by just the right amount of wasabi with your sushi. Word origin: sushi + orgasm = shorgasm

"Oh yesssssssss! I just had a shorgasm with my last piece of sushi."

by graysocksgirl December 23, 2004

Shorties Watchin' Shorties

(N.) The Worst Abomination of Bad Comics & Animation ever. Starring a filthy-ass fucking Infant and a fat fuck of a newborn. It sucks Diaper-Ass.

author gogeta loves "Shorties Watchin' Shorties" on Comedy Central.

by G-Union 2 November 10, 2004

shortie

your best friend. you call them shortie, even though you guys tower over everyone. she is so gorgeous but she refuses to admit it.

"who's that girl over there? she's gorgeous?"
"oh, that's just my shortie"

by moistmermaid February 18, 2017

Shorting

Using a condom to only cover the tip of the penis, leaving the foreskin exposed. This is done to enhance pleasure for the male, by exposing the bundle of nerves where the foreskin attaches to the penis head. This provides the sensation of skin on skin, but allows the condom to function by catching the sperm. This does not protect against STDs and is not an approved use of a condom, but is used by many married couples who are unable to use other birth control methods and enjoy the skin on skin contact.

When I was shorting the condom, it felt like I wasn't wearnig one at all!

by Damin_216 August 24, 2009

shortie

a word to call a short person usually short and bratty and too annoying to handle .

you that shortie is a bitch

by pepperbish February 2, 2020

shortie

alternate spelling 'shorty'--although shortie typically refers to girls, 'shortie' also refers to a guy that's a short bitch. Shorties are very persistent and act as if they're of normal height. They are mental irregulars and need meds. Beware!

Look at that shortie, you know he has to be a total bitch.

by marecare September 28, 2005