shit scooper

The mouth of someone talking shit or not making any sense.

Hey man, shut your shit scooper and listen up!

by TJ Bragg September 20, 2006

Scoopers

This word may refer to type of sound system speaker's cabinet origins from Jamaican Sound System Culture and Sound System Engineering.

P.1. Hey mate , have you ever been to party with some heavyweight scoopers ?

P.2. No man , is it cool ?

P.1. It's wicked , you should come to my gatherings! I own a pair !

by ontodnb December 10, 2019

Swooper

Smoke demon that terrorizes farm children.
Only way to destroy him is to stab his reflection during the Harvest Moon.

A Swooper! Lily, grab your things...

by Gjera January 28, 2020

shopper's amnesia

A condition relating to being in such a shopped-out state that one forgets her purchases.

1. Person 1: "I got a phone call to pick up a purchase from a store and I honestly don't remember ever putting the layby on!"
Person 2: "Wow, sounds like you've got a case of Shopper's Amnesia."

2. Lisa went to the store and found the hit Drew Barrymore film Ever After in the bargain bin for only $9.89. Lisa loves Drew Barrymore. Upon arriving home she attempted to put the new DVD into her alphabetically categorised collection, only to discover that she already owned a special edition copy of said film. Lisa blamed this unnecessary purchase on momentary Shopper's Amnesia.

by lisaisgreen January 7, 2010

Iraqi Sharp Shooter

Anyone who can throw a rock more than 50 yards.

Hey, Sarge, what do you want me to do with the five Iraqi Sharp Shooters?
Sarge: Break their thumbs! Can't throw a rock without a thumb.

by King Castillo April 1, 2009

skeet shooter

A guy who loves to ejaculate/cum on people or things.

He's a skeet shooter!

by RandomGuy March 28, 2005

School shooter

A person that was bullied, misunderstood, hated, alone, and just overall confused and hurt by the people that did this to them. A school shooter could me anyone. Yes, it is bad to kill a bunch of kids for no reason but can we really blame them? No, we can only blame them for there action, and we blame ourselves for being such assholes to the person. School is hell. This is the reason of why they do it; because kids are such assholes.

School shooter: *kills the bullies bc They do not know how to handle the pain*

by MIW_peeep February 28, 2019