Shonk

Slang term used to refer to someone acting rude, passive, impatient, or like a jackass. Also can be used as a replacement to expletives such as bitch, jerk, dick, fuck, and asshole.

The guy who just cut me off was such a shonk; No shonking way

by SlangGuru July 8, 2010

Shonk

Someone who posts first in a commentary section. With the sole purpose and the sole content of showing that he is first. Admired, even worshipped greatly by all who comment after him/her.
Usually between 11 and 13 years old. With no concept of redundancy.

Blessed be Shonk, who mightily posted "first" on the comment section.

by Meitheway November 18, 2013

shankoot

(Adj.) Someone who likes to play around, and hang out with pretty girls. Also careless person.

This guy is shankoot

by Green Data May 13, 2005

shockoastic

1. Something is very bad
2. a complete bint

1. I Am shockoastic at tennis
2. Check that shockoastic

by J sonic August 12, 2006

Shockolated

A new term for owning/pwning/raping/etc.

Dude that noob tottaly got shockolated!

by Lusky March 27, 2008

shonky

short version of "J'Shonqua" or "D'Shonqua". Commonly found amongst the women of the Bronx.

"Damn shonky, you crazy"

by J'Shonqua Jones April 15, 2009

Milk Shockolate

The upper-class name for the reverse shocker. Basically, the act of sticking two fingers in the "stink" and one in the "pink." Which fingers are optional. For an added bonus, stick the tainted digits in your/her mouth. Why? Because I said so, son!

Man: I have an idea!
Woman: OWWWW!!!! WTF!!!
Man: That's right, baby!! Taste that Milk Shockolate goodness!!!

by The "S" July 30, 2008