Shomit

To shit and vomit at the same time, often as an expression of extreme disgust

That song was so bad i shomited

by sir psycho January 11, 2005

shnitzen

To be angry or really infuriated

stop getting shnitzen man, its only a flesh wound

by benjy11 August 7, 2010

Shontion

Shontion is the best drop dead looking person in the world. No matter how many times you get mad at her you can never stay mad at her. Dark skined, short, cool. these Shontion's are the best. i Love u! <3

Dang Shontion

by Taylor Warren July 14, 2011

Shnitting

When you sneeze while about to poop, and launch a turd at high speed for any discernible distance.

So my friend was walking her min-pin, and it sqwatted to poop, sneezed, and began shnitting it's turds about a foot behind it, thus scaring the crap out of everyone else.

by SharkBiscuit August 21, 2013

sholitaire

Playing solitaire on your phone while dropping a duece! shitting + solitaire = sholitaire. (See shexting).

I was bored on the throne, so I whipped out my phone for a game of solitaire. SHOLITAIRE!

by Mr. Crusty Bunns October 26, 2013

Shontanese

Independent self motivated entrepreneur, Creative, organized, ambitious, fast learner, love to travel, friendly personality.

Shontanese is very

by Shontanese December 20, 2016

shonil

Commonly known as 'the hunk,' Shonil is a cutie with a fine booty who makes heads turn when he walks through the door. He's known for his friendly, bubbly, outgoing and confident demeanour which always facilitates friendships. However, sometimes Shonil is looked up to a bit too much by his peer group and this regularly leads to him being followed around. Watch out Shonil, you have to brush that fan group off!

Girl 1: 'Did you see that hunk's trunk?! The cheeky guy with the cheeky cheeks?!'

Girl 2: 'The cutie with the fine booty?! How could I miss it! That guy is hot! His bummy is yummy!'

Girl 1: 'He's my guy!'

Girl 2: 'You're so lucky! I'd go for him any day! I wish I could find a guy like Shonil!'

by Full-Time MBA December 18, 2017