shomion

A dipshit term for a guy who thinks he is funny at the workplace. He is truely a dart playing fool who hulks out at the slightest movement of a federally.

Did you see that guy? Yea, what a shomion

by Nolan Saufley February 15, 2005

shoma

Shit hanging out my ass

Student :teacher teacher, I need to use the potty.
Teacher: can you wait a sec?
Student: no. I have a shoma.

Teacher: a what?
Student: shit hanging out my ass
Teacher: language!

Student: sorry. Anus. I have shit hanging out my Anus.

by brutie_pie July 6, 2014

shomalagas

Just a funny random word

Person: hey what’s up man! Me: shomalagas! Person: oh my god your the coolest and trendiest person in the world SHOMALAGAS AJJDVEHSJEJEBEBSBWHIQODKD

by JAKEROSE October 25, 2020

shomon

a term commonly used to define greatness

ahh i so wish im blessed with shomon

by yipee kyeyay February 1, 2009

SHOMEL

Sweet Heart Of My Entire Life

pronounced as *insert french accent (show-mell)* :)

is a variation of 'love of my life'

"hey there baby... *wavesh* you are the SHOMEL. I'm here for you alwaysh. hopefully i can come visit you in france someday soon and we can sip on some sweet merlot. IMU" :)

by freezingcold June 16, 2010

shoma uno

small

"Have you seen shoma uno? i can't find him anywhere"
"he's probably under something since he's so small"

by yuzuzzz June 21, 2021

Shomit

The act of vomiting up feces after consuming it.

I just watched my dog shomit all over my new rug.

by Ray Ray's teacher May 5, 2012