Low Shutter Speed

noun.

-the disorder of a victims sphincter not closing in time during a questionable fart, in turn releasing poo into said victims pants. Must happen on more that one occasion during a day to qualify. Victims with illness may be void. (decided by closest peers, on a hilarity sliding scale. ie. amount, frequency, smell, and victim's initial reaction upon release of said shart)

ex.

Victim: "Hey smell this fart! (plop) Oh, No!!!!!!! Curse this LOW SHUTTER SPEED! That's twice in one day now, god dammit!"
friend: "Oh, man! Classic, dude! Your running out of pants faster than the nursing home on enchilada night!
Victim: "Shut up!"
Friend: "You might wanna get that LOW SHUTTER SPEED looked at, man."

by big1jc November 24, 2011

Shutty Town

The place you want someone to go when they won't shut it!

Shawn, I got you a one way ticket to Shutty Town!!!

by Bus driver to shutty town December 8, 2011

shuttup

A really retarded way of spelling "shut up". God damn, guys, it's two words and there's only one T.

dumbass: why wont you just shuttup
you: why dont you just learn to spell

by JoMan112 March 20, 2010

shuttle cock

When two naked men both straddle a bench in a shower and slide a bar of soap on the bench at each others cocks. The closest you get to not touching the other mans dick with the bar of soup is the winner.

Levi hit the tip of Evan's cock in a game of shuttle cock. Evan won the game.

by eyeary2 October 20, 2011

shmutts

What you call someone when they are acting extremely stupid or and retared.

Jill you are being such a shmutts.

by daisy duke November 9, 2006

coon shuttle

A vehicle owned by someone of (or someone that thinks they are of) African American descent. Usually an older model car with extensive cheap or ghetto accessories such as, spinning chrome hubcaps, plastic chrome trim, excessive air fresheners, cheap distorted sound system, seat covers, chrome or gold tag ring (preferably chain link) and ***tire shine***.

Corey, I can't believe you are riding around in that coon shuttle!

by Real Deal 12345 September 4, 2006

Shutter Shades

Plastic, usually bright-colored sunglasses with horizontal plastic strips where the lenses would be, thus giving the effect of a shutter while defeating the purpose of sunglasses. Shutter shades were debuted by Kanye West.

I was so excited when I bought a pair of shutter shades on sale, until I realized that there was nowhere I could wear them to.

by Okaytosuck October 27, 2008