Smorning

A festering wound.

"Good smorning everybody!"
"Thanks, asshole"

by Cramm August 25, 2009

smurfing

asphyxiating ones breathing until their faced becomes blue in color then proceeding to have sexual relations with them.

John tried smurfing Suzy last night but she passed out.

by mother smurfer! July 15, 2010

smurfing

an alternate form of 'talking;' specifically when you are romantically talking.

Me and Christine were smurfing and i don't know how serious it is or what she means by it.

by cutiemcdoodle October 16, 2010

Schmorking

Jizzing on your hand then mixing it with blue kool-aid and smacking some trick in the face.

Dude you remember the girl from special ed... I schmorkinged the shit out of her last night.

by Eodjuan April 23, 2009

SMURFING

A cheesy dance that was popular in the late 80's

At the school dance, Tonya and I were smurfing all night!

by buttermymonkey July 27, 2002

SMURFING

Fucking until you're blue in the face

by Anonymous October 22, 2003

smurfing

Smurfing is the use of a smurf attack by an exploitation of the Internet Protocol (IP) broadcast addressing to create a denial of service. The attacker uses a program called Smurf to cause the attacked part of a network to become inoperable.

The network cracker decided to bring down an enemy's website by impersonating web traffic using smurfing

by Amiicus July 1, 2012