shlort

Term that refers to the penis of a small person or midget. The antonym of a shlong.

How do you know he doesn't have a shlong?

Look at him, he's a midget! He's gotta have a shlort!

by big anna December 29, 2009

samoria

a stuipd gorgeous person she is petty she acts stuipd but shes not she got a great talented singing voice. that is a person who name is samoria. samoria is known for singing if you name your child samoria that means she is going to be singer.

samoria is a very talented of singing and dancing.

by samoria March 16, 2017

Shamora

The act of "liking" every single item on someone's Facebook wall. Similar to a liking spree, but planned out in advance. Is particularly effective if multiple people participate.

Dude did you see her Facebook wall? She got totally Shamoraed.

by lyrical_wordsmif November 16, 2010

Going Shmorky

Committing acts of murder or extreme violence on a group of people or one person while shouting nonsense and expletives in a high pitched child-like voice and usually but not always threatening to kill oneself after finishing the act. Similar to going postal but instead a murder-suicide.

Named after the transsexual pedophile internet artist/animator named Shmorky Kay who always speaks in a high pitched voice and often has bouts of anger and suicide attempts.

"Fuck off or I will go Shmorky Kay on your ass!"

"Oh shit! Trevor is going Shmorky on that group of jocks who always pick on him!

by Shurdlegurdle April 6, 2017

Shlort

Short weiner. Total opposite of shlong

John boy has a shlort in his pantalones

by Brian aka Paul Wall baby July 1, 2005

Semore

The one that pwnz j00!

Semore pwnz j00!

by Anonymous July 15, 2003

schmorgelhoffen

It means whatever the hell you want it mean. You can say it as a noun, adjective, adverb, or verb. Whatever the fuck you want it to be. Mainly used by itself to confuse people.

whisper into the ear of an unsuspecting victim..."schomorgelhoffen"

by Nick Hogue February 11, 2004