Shmoodle

A word with limitless possibilities, as it is the most powerful, and meaningful word that is beyond human comprehension; just by reading this word, you have become Shmoodle’s bitch. BOW DOWN NEANDERTHAL!!!

“I bow to no one.”
*snaps your fucking neck*

“YOU BOW TO SHMOODLE YOU TWAT ASS WIPING WAFFLE CUNT FUCKER!!!”

by TomHollandIsTerrible September 11, 2018

shmeeda

same as shmeed just a different way of saying the same word

"I got a little shmeeda if you want to smoke"

by Jennifer September 11, 2003

Shmood

To flater sarcastically

She shmood him when she told him he was cute in order to get a better price.
He was a shmuck to get shmood over by a pretty girl

by What the Fox said June 6, 2018

ShmoodleDoodle

Milo Munch, my dog.!

Awwwww, look at my wee ShmoodleDoodle

by Daniel Crothers August 27, 2008

shoedini

A shoedini is when you jizz on someone's shoes, then hide them in the oven. See also cunningham.

Jake: Hey, where's Sarah?

Matthew: I might've pulled a shoedini last night, don't worry about it.

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by SageIsAGayMan October 1, 2017

shmode

a tall skinny man with a large chode

Shmode likes to play soccer with his chode in grassy fields in england.

by manderzzz May 22, 2008

shmobed

– adj. The act of being so infuriated that what you’re trying to say comes out as gibberish.

Driver 1: cuts off Driver 2
Driver 2: “WHATLAREYOUDOHETLLEHING!!!!!!”
Translation: what the hell are you doing!!!!!!
Driver 1: “Wow, that guy’s shmobed”

by zwern December 9, 2008