shit rat

Vagrant or Bum. Homeless beggar who usually smells like shit.

"Theres a shit rat in your dumpster"

by Hugh_Jorgan October 6, 2006

shituation

a situation that you'd consider being away from.

a shitty situation.

Kiwi: I had a dream about you and my mom doing it.

Tonsy: I wouldn't want to be in that shituation.

Kiwi: Neither do I.

by Mr.Debonaire December 3, 2010

shiterature

A book you read that just wasn't up to par with what you expected.

Guy 1: "Dude, the zombie survival guide sucked"

Guy 1: "Total shiterature"

Guy 2: "You're slow..that book is awesome!"

by ProfessorOak January 7, 2009

shittature

Reading materials one finds in a bathroom.

I gotta go drop a deuce. Do you have any shittature for me to peruse?

by Merkin Donor January 4, 2008

Shiterature

The stuff you read whilst on the bog

e.g.Learn Yerself Scouse, Little Compendiums full of knowledge, a lifestyle magazine, Readers Digest, Shiterature

by Pseudo Scouse March 3, 2009

shittata

Mixture of the words shit and frittata, the spanish omelette of the same name.

Usually exclaimed during the rush to the loo - where you know that the oncoming turd will well and truly fill the pan like an omelette

Ooh man, i'm gonna have to dash - need a shittata

by ebuygum April 22, 2009

shiterature.

Any piece of literature you read on the crapper.

Man, Readers Digest is some pretty boring shiterature.

by John Poopsmith October 15, 2010