Shitlins

Shitlins usually consists of chewing tobacco such as skoal or copenhagen in the lip. It is the fattest lip you can put in

Hey there son you got some shitlins in that lip?

by craig boy August 3, 2009

Shitannia

Derogatory term for England.

"Fuck you limey, go back to Shitannia."

by Murdahrous April 9, 2006

Shitwank waffle

It's when you grab a very soggy wet waffle and then you start to rub your dick pesistantly. You then get your girlfriend to take a dump on the waffle, after this you will crumble up a digestive biscuit and squirt some cream over the top. While still masturbating you will then squirt it all over your waffle, then you will eat it, enjoy.

Oh my dayz, I went to dis shop right and bought a waffle, but wow it wasn't a ordinary waffle, it was a shitwank waffle, proper nutty bruv. Not what I asked for.

by Sick little fuck July 25, 2010

shitpanic

The result of direct, or indirect circumstances, or a single situation, that induces panic of extreme urgency. Causing one’s behavior to be viewed as or similar to, one attempting frantically to make it to the toilet without shitting one’s self. An act of defecating; evacuation from induced trauma

The test results sent him into a shitpanic

by Don Franklin October 28, 2007

shetland pony cock

A term usually applied to an adolescent male human. Well endowed but not as well as a horse. Can apply to physical or mental attributes.

Female: "That junior high party was awesome last nite!!..That Shetland Pony (cock) rocked my world!"

I can't stand to admit it but that Shetland Pony Cock can definitely piss for miles.

by JLSK March 7, 2012

Shitlins

When you pack a fat lip. Shitlins is the dip in your lip. Shitlins is usualy used in the south. True shitlins consist of copenhagen or straight skoal.

"Whats thay in your lip, shitlins? "

by dballsack August 2, 2009

shittanked

When a person drinks so much alcohol that they are beyond shitfaced and tanked.

Alex was so shittanked at that party that he lost his pants

by Luke N August 4, 2006