Singles Discrimination Day

Another way of referring to Valentine's day if your single.

Today is Singles Discrimination Day!

by PharmGrl March 2, 2011

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hot singles in you area

This is an ad that you probs sometimes in your life have seen. (And maybe clicked on)

Ad: "Hot singles in your area"
Me: I rather be single. *clicks anyway*

"hot singles in you area is a annoying ad that could pop up when you're browsing"

by FreedTapstry21 April 4, 2021

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Valentines day, not everyone celebrates valentines day because they might not be in a relationship or thinking about being in one. Dont worry, help is here. It is called Singles Market day. This day is to be celebrated the day after valentines. Simply because there will be tons of people being dumped on valentines or just before valentines. How do we celebrate it, you ask. Simple, we do what we like because we're single. Flirt with who you like and if you're lucky enough, fuck who you like. Now lets celebrate.

Bob: damn, i hate valentines day.

Dave: forget valentines day, its all about singles market day Bob.

Bob: singles market day??

Dave: yep, its where you live the life of a single man/woman in that day. so go flirt and fuck any chick you like my friend.

Bob: sweet, why didnt anyone tell me this before ha.

by Mr Sunny February 14, 2009

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Singles' Awareness Day

see Valentine's Day. Also known as S.A.D., Singles' Awareness Day is how perpetually single people refer to Valentine's Day.

As Jenny began to notice conversation hearts and sickening mushy cards gracing the shelves of retail stores, she knew that Singles' Awareness Day was coming up.

by Yelsie December 31, 2010

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