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Alan Shearer Island

The patch of hair seperate from the rest of the hair on the head of a man in the middle of male pattern baldness. Like a follicular version of the Oxbow lake. Named after Newcastle and England striker Alan Shearer, this term was popularised by radio DJ's Mark and Lard in the late nineties.

Other people sporting the Alan Shearer Island include Jim Robinson from Neighbours and Steve McDonald from Coronation Street.
"If I start loosing my hair I'll just shave it all off. I don't want an Alan Shearer Island"
by Big Jock August 24, 2007
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shear

A large penis. Usually belongs to an overdeveloped male of short stature. The uses for a shear include: "shearing", destruction, and scaring of 8th grade girls at Trevor's house.
Dude, did you see that Shear? It was insane!
by Alex Sklar's Twin May 25, 2004
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shebackle

a term made up for nichole describing hoopla's and dungflinging issues at parties
"What do you think of the shebackle going on here"
by Fin December 13, 2004
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Shebandowan

A small town 100 km west of Thunder Bay, Ontario situated on Shebandowan Lake.

(GPS Nad27 15U 716102 5389619)
Popular for its outdoor recreation of fishing and hunting.
To local residents, Shebandowan is the next best thing to heaven. It is also the best kept secret summer playground of a few NHL Hockey players. Lord Stanleys Cup has floated on the lake twice. Also known to be "hell" in the winter to the snowbirds who fly south.
if heaven ain't a lot like Shebandowan, I don't wanna go
by The wannbe Weatherman July 6, 2010
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shebang

a complete instance of something; all of something
by Casey October 10, 2003
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Shepard

"Shepard" is a complimentary term (used as both an acronym and noun) amongst men to describe a beautiful woman.

1 Acronym:

S.H.E.P.A.R.D. - She Has Extraordinary Physical Attributes Respectfully Desired.

2. Noun :
An attractive woman who is the focal point of attention or discussion amongst men.
That Shepard has a beautiful smile.

There will be plenty of breathtaking Shepards at the party tonight.
by MARCISMS July 8, 2017
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shepard

means you get them chicks, u herd them in
man i see ur a shepard
by Matthew Pace January 9, 2009
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