Alan Shearer

The sexual act of cumming into the air and then heading it so it hits someone in the face

Your mum took an Alan Shearer from me

by Sawsaw382 June 17, 2016

taco shave

The process of removing hair from the female pelvic region resulting in a fiery sensation of the beef curtains, taint and anus.

After prepping for her honeymoon, Marla had a wicked case of taco shave.

by Mike Honcho-Munson April 10, 2017

Christian Seavey

The type of guy every girl/ guy falls in love with. he is super kind hearted and knows how make everyone smile. He is an actor, and a model. He knows how to crack a joke and make everyone laugh. he treats his one and only like royalty. he falls in love really easily and will do whatever it to hold onto you. he is an incredible chef and the most incredible people ever. if you get yourself a christian seavey, make sure to hold onto him and never let go.

Can I get myself a man just like Christian Seavey?

by Seaveysgf November 11, 2020

Swaggy Captain Gina Diaz Malone Seavey

This means that gibby is your father and Trisha Paytas is your momma. Jake Paul is your God and shronk is the devil!

Swaggy Captain Gina Diaz Malone Seavey get over here the children are burning!

by benco555 April 14, 2019

shelve

To insert into one's rectum, normally in respect to illicit substances.

Hey mang, I just shelved that pill and my ring is itchy.

by bob the builder March 8, 2003

shavery

word to describe wood shavings

man: so if saw dust is powdery, wat is wood shavings?
woman: shavery??

by Satan with a Perm April 21, 2010

cum shelves

Large breasts that when you release your load on them they hold your cum very well.

Id love to cum all over those cum shelves.

by Sinful December 17, 2006