Holy Shatner!

Another way of saying "Holy Shit!", without the profanity. Try it sometime when you're in church.LOL

Holy Shatner! The priest just had a heart attack!

by Christine January 14, 2005

spanner weather

weather that is so cold that it "tightens the nuts" like a spanner.

it was so cold last night, and when i went to retrieve the paper in the morning it was totally spanner weather.

by Bondiki October 13, 2008

Shanterous

Busby slang (adjective):

Dangerous, or to be in a risky situation that should be avoided.

Guy 1- Just sit your laptop there on the edge of that bath

Guy 2- Naw, thats fuckin' shanterous

*Guy 1, 3 and 4 all nod in agreement*

Guy 1- "Look at that cunt over there! Is he eating a brick?"

Guy 2- "aye, I heard he once Killed a man with his own face, best to stay away from him, he's a shanterous one".

Guy 1- "aye shanterous indeed"

Passing English chap- "Oh I say what a shanterous looking rougue!

by Shaun Ruthless Daggers November 28, 2010

wank spanner

wank spanner-reference to the wanking hands of a fit bird in reference to her wanking you off

2 jeremy beadles deformed hand also known as a wank spanner

check out the wank spanners on that bird
look at jeremy beadle and his deformed wank spanner

by Jeremy Beadle January 15, 2004

spanner monkey

A largely useless individual whose only career prospects are to work in maintainence departments painting walls and replacing light-bulbs. May have questionable habits such as an excess love of porn, language that would make a soldier blush and a equally useless son.

"Why can't one of those spanner monkeys come up here to fix the lights?"

by Mr Ben February 8, 2005

shatnered

verb- To shatner. To bring about epic levels of pure eclectic awesomeness.

My weekend just got shatnered

by Brokkr The Irishman January 23, 2012

shinner

An Irish colloquialism for a member of the Sinn Fein party, with the aim of restoring Irish unity after 800 years of British occupation.

The Shinners will shake up the system down south.

Labour is screwed with the Shinners on the increase.

by Anonymous April 3, 2003