Sexlationship

A relationship based solely on sex, casual hooking up, and booty calls with no strings attached or seriousness.

You are so in a sexlationship with Kenny. All you do with him is have sex with no conversation, hanging out, or dates.

by BlueEyedIrishLassie July 21, 2011

sextradition

Trying to extradite someone on sex charges.

What the U.S. is doing to Roman Polanski is sextradition.

by stockford September 29, 2009

Sextipation

The inability of having sexual intercourse when traveling, out of a sense of not being in familiar territory, or having an in-law walk in on the act, or out of the grossed-out notion that you are being eaten alive by bedbugs.

Often this occurs during holiday travels when visiting family, out of the sheer horror of having your mother-in-law (or biological family member) detect the act in some way.

What's wrong with Joe? He seems kinda stressed out.

Sextipation. 'Nuff said.

by Married_Lovin_It November 29, 2010

separation block

A shitty T-shaped wooden block used to separate canoodlers so that there is enough room for Jesus. The block is usually one Joel arm length and can pry, stab and injure canoodlers. It is also commonly used as a "shooing stick." When using the separation block, the most common phrases consist of "Leave room for Jesus!" and "No purpleing at camp!"

Joel: No purpleing at camp, or I'll have to use my separation block on you!

by Zesty Taco April 18, 2018

Sextortion

A portmanteau of "sex" and "extortion;" when one has knowledge of someone's infidelity and threatens to make said knowledge public unless they are given a large amount of money

David Letterman became a target of sextortion when a former CBS producer threatened to disclose Letterman's history of affairs unless Letterman paid him $2 million.

by leo3375 October 3, 2009

separation anxiety

This is where children and babies become scared and anxious over their parents or carers leaving them in a childcare setting. The children will most likely cry and need comforting, so that they will become more independent and not become so anxious when their parents leave.

parent 1: How was my child today?
Key Worker: Your child continuously cried and didn't want to eat or play. I believe he may be suffering from separation anxiety

by ObserversAreWatching February 13, 2017

Facebook Separation Anxiety Disorder

The unsettling feeling that you get when you are away from your Facebook feed for too long.

Richard: What is wrong with Jack?
Enzio: He went camping this weekend and did not have an internet connection and is suffering from Facebook separation anxiety disorder

by Zrock76 June 21, 2011