one who is addicted to chineese porn and masturbates to coldplay music. one who likes to be tity fucked, then shat on by construction workers. one who likes to engage in anal sex while wearing full hockey gear. one who loves to spread chocolate penutbutter all over their tits then force innocent little boys to lick it off.
did you just see that seaman squirt everywhere when won ling touched her?
Seamans tits are pretty rough from all that gritty shat
seaman just got put in jail for smashing a 4 mth olds head in her nasty chocolate covered pussy
Seamans tits are pretty rough from all that gritty shat
seaman just got put in jail for smashing a 4 mth olds head in her nasty chocolate covered pussy
by turtle boy February 14, 2007
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when i guy eats hot tamales proir to sex then ejaculates and his seman is severly spicy and the female and male then exchanges the seman between mouths until tht salivia waters it down.
by Joanna Arbaugh April 3, 2008
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Get the Setanta mug.All the verbal things one scampers to congure up, contort, and convey as sincerely as possible to patch up whatever's left of what was once an intimate relationship.
Janet: You broke up with Chad?!? Super-sensitive Chad? He's gonna implode!
Beth: I know! Too sensitive! That was the problem! So tonight I'm getting more stoned than the 10 commandments and write down every Semantic Band-Aid I can possibly pull out of the universe's bing-hole to make sure he doesn't mistake his dog's bed for his mother's womb and his Pabst bottles for breasts for the next half-year.
Beth: I know! Too sensitive! That was the problem! So tonight I'm getting more stoned than the 10 commandments and write down every Semantic Band-Aid I can possibly pull out of the universe's bing-hole to make sure he doesn't mistake his dog's bed for his mother's womb and his Pabst bottles for breasts for the next half-year.
by smASH ULMall June 8, 2009
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When I speak of ‘freedom’ I do not mean the bland and passive ‘freedom from’ commitment or responsibility that is too often semanticated.
by Wowbagger January 27, 2011
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