Selection Saturday

The day when everyone in the United States decides who they want to win the Super Bowl.

Do you have a pick for the Super Bowl yet, Tom?

Nah, but thank god its Selection Saturday!

by Smokeweed420nuggah February 2, 2010

selective poking

When you have many pokes to reply to on Facebook, and you choose to reply to only certain ones to save time.

Katie-I poked you months ago and you still haven't replied!
Jessie-I've been selective poking, I had too many, but you're next, I promise!

by sillyolivia April 26, 2011

Slexting

Directly translated as sleep texting, but used to describe texting while in a drowsy state

Tom Brady broke his cell phone because he was slexting scandalous photos to his girlfriend.

by cja25 September 9, 2015

selective hoeing

Selective hoeing is the act of being of hoe. But not just being a hoe for anybody, you're very selective of who you send them booty pics to. For example, you could have 10 niggas in your DM's and only be picking and choosing specific ones.

Girl 1: "Damn Becky, you've been a real hoe lately."
Girl 2: "It's not just regular hoeing, it's selective hoeing."

by OmareBeach December 6, 2016

Sleexting

Basically when you are texting whilst feeling sleepy.

Wth was he typing? he was probably drunk or sleexting.

by MenaTwoFour July 22, 2017

selective caring

When a group of popular kids exclude unpopular kids from their caring/attention.

Bro, Jason's such a faggot. I think he and the other popular kids have selective caring.

by Neas_Rebel November 6, 2017

selective syndrome

Selective schools are specific schools across Australia that accept 6th graders for high school when they pass the selective school test. During their time here, they may suffer from 'selective syndrome' (which can occur anytime and anywhere) where they loose their intellectuallity and succumb to the state of normallity (AKA the mainstream classes' state).

"Hey Janice, what happened to poor Carol over there. She looks a bit unstable"
"Oh don't worry about her, she's got selective syndrome. It'll wear off sooner or later"
"Well I hope it does, since we have a maths test next period"

by im.notgay May 10, 2019