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Crusty Envelope Sealer

The act of ejaculating inside ones boxers while worn then forgetting and having your load dry to your thigh. Usually the result of a parental invasion without knocking or late night jerk session.
"Brad, why did you run off last night after we finished dry humping?"

"Oh I just had a Crusty Envelope Sealer I had to open."
by J|nn May 5, 2014
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Ethan Matthew Seller

Ethan Matthew Seller is a dirty little snitch who delved too deep and will get what he deserves, but it’s interesting to me, I say me, I mean us.
It’s interesting that you have found this page after all of this was over and forgotten. The channel was not for you but for those you know, but they never truly solved the puzzle did they, the truth of it was practically spoon fed to you.
Disappointed.

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Ethan Matthew Seller, like, the snitch.
by 448-51 May 26, 2020
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Pittsburgh Sealer

right before a girl cums you take it out, and RAM it in her ass!!!
by rfbdhjbgghjvfbgh August 12, 2009
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Seher

1.A beautiful girl in UC Irvine.Who Carlos Likes.....
2.A Nuke
3.Dawn
Other Guy:Omg, Who is that Girl?
Me:Oh its Seher
Other Guy:Who?
Me:My girl : aka Paki
Other Guy: Is she a Terrorist
by Carlos UCI October 14, 2010
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sellery

A place where the walls are covered in shit and skankbasket supreme's with cheese are crawling all over the place. Somewhere you only go if you're looking for a horrible time, or to play ping-pong.
I had nothing to do last night so I went to sellery and ended up smelling like Samuel L. after a visit to a farm in Wisconsin.

I went to sellery last night, and I got AIDS from just breathing.
by kdiggity2 November 6, 2007
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nude seller

A savage who puts everything on the line to feed his family by selling nudes this person is too cool to get an actual job and therefore has an higher IQ than the average human.
"Yo i just got a job at Walmart because im too much of a pussy to sell nudes."
"This nude seller just bought a mansion because his cock is huge."
by Smellyasshole123 February 21, 2018
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Seher

Seher, you probably don’t know me but I want you to know that I miss you every single day.I don’t know where you are right now but I hope you and your family are doing fine I wish nothing but the best for you.I saw a family with you.It’s a shame things ended that way ,but it is what it is I guess.I don’t know if i can ever love someone like I loved you.My love for you is not ersatz ,it never was.I don’t care what you said or what I said in the past.Looking for a better future.
Seher mausam change maybe ?! 😂
by Angelsandairplanes January 8, 2022
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