scumpalump

The process of waking up with a large anomalies object inside your bum(usually a tin of beans 500ml)

I scumpalumped this morning it felt quite nice

by Plunge licker February 21, 2025

scumping

licking the scum off dirty dish water spitting the chunky juices onto your crotch before pleasuring yourself pushing the lumps of soggy cold food into the urethra of ones penis then cumming to shoot them out like a blow dart.

scumping is my absolute favorite pass time, you should try it some time!!

by floofer030 May 20, 2025

Scumpty

1)Someone acting trashy..shady
2)someone acting rude and tots not cool

Bro why are you acting scumpty today..gotta chill out a little

by Baby kimi.chinny August 13, 2025

Rumpus Scumpus

Chaos so chaotic it is too chaotic to be put into control.
Extremely chaotic chaos.

This home is absolute Rumpus Scumpus.

by Mr.Ekans November 19, 2023

Shcrumph/Scrumph

A combination of strength, girth, fat and over all mass.
Can also be used as a swear word.

Have you seen that guy that started going to the gym?
Yeah, he's gained a lot of shcrumph/scrumph recently.

by DKG_ January 9, 2024

Shcrumph/Scrumph

A combination of strength, size, fat and over all mass

All this food is really gonna help me build up some shcrumph/scrumph.

by DKG_ March 2, 2024