ScrumpaDOOchous

To define how epic an edible object is. Used in the Cyanide and Happiness comic "Hunger Tube".

People "Man I hate dinner"

Dude "What about dinner, on the goooo?!"

People "Alright! Yeah!"

Dude "Hunger Tube! It's ScrumpaDOOchous!"

by ElmosWorld123 June 6, 2011

scrumper

the flap of skin above between your top lip and your top row of teeth.

i got my scrumper pierced, i call him scrumpy

by fluffygutss December 10, 2005

scrump

Screw + hump = Scrump

do you wanna go behind the bleachers and scrump

by illogical January 8, 2005

Scrumpet

A juicy, sexy, round, perfect little butt.

Joe: Woah! Look at you, you little scrumpet butt!
Emma: What's a scrumpet butt?
Joe: It's a sexy, perfect, round, and juicy ass, like you got hanging off your backside, honey!

by Musumeci December 9, 2014

scrumplings

1: bits of marijuana stashed around the house for later smoking when the normal supply has run dry
2: bits of marijuana left on a table, book, etc when rolling a joint, to be gathered up for smoking

Chris: Let's get high
Adam: I'm all out, so let's look around for some scrumplings to smoke. I know I dropped some by the coffee table and stashed a rainy day nugget in the freezer.

by MCH51 October 23, 2004

Scrumping

the act of stealing apples, nothing more. Either stealing froma tree, orchard or store. The one who scrumps is called the scrump or scrumper.

When Glen asked about the apples, Phil said that he went scrumping at Todd's house.

by Arshakuni October 25, 2007

scample

a free sample that you take with no intention to buy the stuff. Especially one sought out to get free food as at for example Sam's Club.

i am going down to Sam's to get some scamples.

by rodderx October 12, 2011