scorching fart

this is the worst fart in the world. they burn like hell and smell like a dead animal mixed with rotten egg. Also produce the most methane gas if there is an open flame the room will ignite

meg ripped a scorching fart that stunk up the entire room thank god there was no open flame.

by apple seller November 9, 2013

stretching money

Wasting money that you don't have.

Making it seem you are rich, but in reality you don't have much moeny

Yo Foolytoad, stop stretching money fool. We know your ass is broke.

by JesterNorth July 23, 2017

Stretching Surgery

Stretching Surgery is a medical practice used to stretch out the males dick and balls out to extend them. It is usually done voluntarily and enjoyed by many people. ‘The Cock Stretcher’ is the main apparatus used in Stretching Surgery in order to stretch out the males dick and nuts to a suitable length (5 inches bigger). Stretching Surgery proved popular in the early 1930’s with over 430,000 cases of Stretching Surgery during the decade. 326,351 cases were handed out during WW1 to amputees for pleasure. Soon, Stretching Surgery was soon to die out until 2017 when doctors handed out free trials for Stretching Surgery to ‘struggling men’. Stretching Surgery is commonly mistaken for Mongolian Ball Torture, where the dick and nuts are cut off from the man and fed to the hounds. Whilst the remainders are cut off and sold on the Black Market.

Person 1: Hello, have you got your stretching surgery yet?
Person 2: Yeah it was pleasing and my dick and nuts seem extremely longer. You’ve gotta try it out at some point.

by Thicc Chungles August 31, 2019

Scootchin

Technique used to wipe your ass on the carpet.

Our dog “Annie” was Scootchin across the living room due to the Covid19 shortages.

by Todfather March 26, 2020

Scritchin

Scritch or Scritchin is the act of running away in shame.someone yells scritch to a stray dog or an unwanted person.the act of " scritchin" can loosely be identified as anything someone is doing.mundane or otherwise shady.could be also be used as an description of what someone really skanky is doing at the time

Man..look at that skanky dude Scritchin over there by that dumpster acting all shady!

by scritcher February 18, 2022

Ceaser Stretching

Deliberately stretching and exercising while fully nude so as to seduce a member of the same sex.

Mike totally was ceaser stretching that guy at the spa in Vegas.

by Ghost lawyer February 27, 2017

Scratching the back of your leg

If you're scratching the back of your leg, it means you are nervous because you are in the presence of someone who is very attractive that you like a lot.

I was on a date with this girl the other night and she couldn't stop scratching the back of her leg; she likes me a lot.

Girl: I don't know why my leg is so itchy.

Guy: Oh I heard that scratching the back of your leg means that your nervous or something. And that your with someone you like a lot.

Girl: Well that explains it!

by adbrco April 22, 2011