3 definitions by scritcher

What a russian airline pilot looking out the window of an airbus says as hes trying to land on major city street
Can i land here!? Hoobidy Hoobidy shwah!
by scritcher February 18, 2022
Get the Hoobidy Hoobidy shwah mug.
Scritch or Scritchin is the act of running away in shame.someone yells scritch to a stray dog or an unwanted person.the act of " scritchin" can loosely be identified as anything someone is doing.mundane or otherwise shady.could be also be used as an description of what someone really skanky is doing at the time
Man..look at that skanky dude Scritchin over there by that dumpster acting all shady!
by scritcher February 18, 2022
Get the Scritchin mug.
Diarrhea so bad from spicy food that it feels like a light saber is shooting out of your ass
Man....that 3 alarm chili was so spicy...got a bad case of dartharrhea!
by scritcher February 21, 2022
Get the Dartharrhea mug.