A version of Bruce Springsteen's song "Born to Run" sung by Pork Scotch, the world's ugliest dickhead. First sung as a drunken karaoke performance and later recorded at Goofy Granny's expense. The record sold precisely 2 copies.
I've made a record therefore I'm young and cool.
But what the hell does the song mean?
It means I was born to Scotch. Scotch means to be cool. I was born to be cool.
OK Dickwad, you need to look up "Scotching" on Urban Dictionary.
But what the hell does the song mean?
It means I was born to Scotch. Scotch means to be cool. I was born to be cool.
OK Dickwad, you need to look up "Scotching" on Urban Dictionary.
by by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle August 20, 2009
Get the Born To Scotch mug.A filthy article that has never been washed but which Pork Scotch uses to dry dishes. Normal people don't go near it apart from when they use it to kill spiders or to wipe up gunk from the kitchen floor.
Flondibulus: Bog roll's finished, is there any more?
Mickus: No, use a Pork Scotch tea towel. It couldn't get any filthier so the fat twat will never know.
Mickus: No, use a Pork Scotch tea towel. It couldn't get any filthier so the fat twat will never know.
by Benny Twadge May 19, 2009
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I was bored and felt like 'batin so i got out the bottle of tobasco and gave myself an El Scorcho.
A good alternative to a stranger.
A good alternative to a stranger.
by Tyfighter April 10, 2009
Get the El Scorcho mug.The scotch notch measues how many drinks of scotch you've drank. 1 drink = 1 on the scotch notch, 2 drinks = 2 on the scotch notch, and so forth
Scotch Drinker 1: Dude, Bill is totally hitting on your sister... and it's her wedding.
Scotch Drinker 2: Yeah, he's at least 7 on the scotch notch by now.
Bill: BABY I KNOW YOU'RE MARRIED BUT JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE I'LL PAY FOR THE DIVORCE PLEASE JUST LET ME PUT THE TIP IN
Scotch Drinker 2: Yeah, he's at least 7 on the scotch notch by now.
Bill: BABY I KNOW YOU'RE MARRIED BUT JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE I'LL PAY FOR THE DIVORCE PLEASE JUST LET ME PUT THE TIP IN
by XullioS & stonecoldkilla July 6, 2009
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Get the scootch mug.Scotch Plains is that feeling you get when you're making sweet love to a woman.
Westfield, however, is the feeling you get when you're making sweet love to a woman, and then realize it's a man.
Westfield, however, is the feeling you get when you're making sweet love to a woman, and then realize it's a man.
I feel so Scotch Plains in this brief, yet sensual, moment of ecstasy.
I feel so...WHAT THE HELL?! YOU'RE A DUDE! I think my dick just shriveled up and fell off! Eugh, I feel so Westfield right now.
I feel so...WHAT THE HELL?! YOU'RE A DUDE! I think my dick just shriveled up and fell off! Eugh, I feel so Westfield right now.
by JerseyTrash August 19, 2008
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