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scissor doors

Scissor doors used to be exclusive for Lamborghinis. Now everyone does the conversion and takes away the uniqueness from it. Most automobiles with the conversion look hideous. Ladies and gentlemen, lets all thank the moronic Honda owners out there.
Hey thanks a lot jackass. Scissor doors are now played out thanks to you and your riceboys putting them on your slow POS Hondas.
by gsgdfgsd December 3, 2006
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shitson

A variant on saying shit. In my mind a more exotic exciting way of swearing.
Oh, shitson! I've only gone and left my didgeridoo at Keith's
by mofoka_x March 23, 2009
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Scissor Kiss

when two women open their legs like scissors, then kiss with their pussies.
In the puddle of wrestling mud, the two swamp things gave each other a scissor kiss of such extrordinary eroticism that they rubbed their lips raw.
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Scissors

The one of three possible choices you can make while playing RPS (Rock, Paper, Scissors). This choice is used to destroy is natural enemy, paper. But this choice is very vulnerable to rock... But we don't talk about rock...
John and Steven together: "Rock, Paper, Scissors, AND, SHOOT!"
Steven: *Chooses Paper*
John: *Chooses Scissors*
John: "HA YES! I won!"
Steven (sore loser): "Shut up"
by Minecraft Muffin October 19, 2020
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Anal Scissor

Similar to a lesbian scissor, but instead of involving a vagina rubbed against a partner's vagina, anal scissoring involves an anus rubbing against a partner's anus.
The beauty of the anal scissor is that two partners can engage in this filthy activity, whether they are two females, two males, or a male and a female together.

Jessica pooped into Peter's anus during a rough bout of anal scissoring.
by Ray Finkle-Einhorn April 30, 2008
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scissoring

Tribadism (more commonly known as scissoring) is the act of sexual arousal by means of rubbing two vagina together.

Colloquialisms:
Common terms for this act are:
"Scissoring", "Pussy Locking", "The Twisted Sister", "Twisted Sisters", "Bumping Donuts", "Red Rubbing", "Clit-Clatting", "Rock, Paper, Vagina", "Twiztid Scissors", "Pocket Docket", "Smelly Time", "Mashing Cookies", "Churning Butter", "Bob Saget", "Muff Buffing", "Grinding Beans", "Boiling Eggs", "Maynard Truman", "Rose-Bud-Thud", "Ginger Smacking", "Cracker Barreling", "Sticky Sliding", "Cat Nipping", "Touching Tacos", "Position 7-B", "Clam Jousting", "Cardio Snuggling", and "Bumping Fur."
They laid down and began to wrap their legs around each other's wet holes. They began vigorously scissoring.
by John K. Fenton August 20, 2007
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Scissor ballin

A sexual act that requires both parties to lay in the scissor position. The male will discreetly thumbs his balls into the females vagina, whilst they both stare intensely into each others eyes and finger each others mouths.

The benefits to this is that you can gain maximum intimacy with a random girl without it being cheating.
Person 1: Hey dude did you shag that girl last night?

Person 2: nah I've got a girlfriend, we just went scissor balling.

Person 1: Safe
by RussellBrent August 20, 2013
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