by Mish October 26, 2004
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I'm gonna go to school, and at school, I will be a schoolboy, merrily doing the schoolboy thing, and perhaps get schooled by the bigger tough guys.
by DomZilla999 January 6, 2003
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Get the School mug.A place kids are forced to go to, to learn. You must suffer years of painful work and pear pressure. I think they should make schools with like one kid and one teacher in each room, then it'd be easier to concentrate. Homwork takes away your life after it was sucked out at school, so you have NO free time. If you end up moving from school to school, you're mega screwed, because people will fuckin' beat new kids. If you're late, DETENTION, don't do your work, DETENTION, fall a sleep or eat in class, or something else perfectly natural, DETENTION. Detention is usually 2 hours long, and takes a chunk of your day out, if you act "bad" in detention or forget about it. 4 HOUR DETENTION. Chances are you deal with nothing but assholes for classmates, and half your teachers will be awful. Also the worst possible thing that will ever happen in school is when a teacher picks a favorite. When a teacher likes a student more then the rest, this teacher will give that one undiserving student good grades for nothing, then grade extra harsh on everybody else.(usually the student picked as a favorite is the biggest racist, asshole, basterd or slut, and acts like a teachers's pet, and "knows everything")
(Ex: Bad Teacher) My teacher was checking my homework for an entire lesson, and I did one little part of one minor page wrong, AND I WAS FAILED FOR THE WHOLE THING! About 5 problems done wrong took off like 25% of my grade. Someone else didn't do any of the homework and got 50% for nothing, while I got a 0 for all my hard work.(true story) Man, I can really hate school sometimes.
by It's me again and again February 20, 2009
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Most of those that post on this website need to go to school, namely because of the immense number of grammitical and spelling mistakes.
by DJ August 5, 2004
Get the School mug.A horrible and terrifying place where young children must go and be harassed by mean teachers and smart-ass kids everyday. Kids only go there to learn things that usually aren't necessary in life for a good job/career. This awful place can make teens suicidal because of getting bad grades from evil teachers and feeling like a failure in life. You also get low self-esteem from the mean kids and the things they say to you everyday.
For most kids school is very much like prison, and they are just the prisoners doing time until they are eventually freed. The kids have rules like no gum or cell phones that the teachers (or prison guards as some may call them) can break and not get in trouble for. If the kids break these rules they get verbally-abused in front of the entire class.
Then when you are freed for the day you have more work to do at home, homework! If you don't do homework you most likely get yelled at, or get a phone call home. Then your teacher can tell your mom or dad about how you are such a horrible student and then humiliate you to a point where you most likely want to crawl in a hole and die. This is pretty much the feeling you get your entire school career.
For most kids school is very much like prison, and they are just the prisoners doing time until they are eventually freed. The kids have rules like no gum or cell phones that the teachers (or prison guards as some may call them) can break and not get in trouble for. If the kids break these rules they get verbally-abused in front of the entire class.
Then when you are freed for the day you have more work to do at home, homework! If you don't do homework you most likely get yelled at, or get a phone call home. Then your teacher can tell your mom or dad about how you are such a horrible student and then humiliate you to a point where you most likely want to crawl in a hole and die. This is pretty much the feeling you get your entire school career.
Teacher: Alright, can you find the area of circle A?
Kid: Um do I have to? I don't understand how.
Teacher: Have you not been paying attention? This is why you come to school, so that you can learn and be smart. I am only trying to teach you kids to prepare you for life.
Kid: I don't think I will ever have to know the area of a circle for a job!
Teacher: That is it, I am sick and tired of your antics leave the room and I will come talk to you privately!
Kid: Um do I have to? I don't understand how.
Teacher: Have you not been paying attention? This is why you come to school, so that you can learn and be smart. I am only trying to teach you kids to prepare you for life.
Kid: I don't think I will ever have to know the area of a circle for a job!
Teacher: That is it, I am sick and tired of your antics leave the room and I will come talk to you privately!
by theinfamouscrazychick October 19, 2009
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