Schmead darsted 

When a female comes over to your lovely man cave and passes out within the confines of your bed. She than pees your bed.

Dude can you believe that Andrew got schmead darsted again?

No man that's impossible.

Schmead darsted by Juicy john December 30, 2012

Schmearquad 

the correct way to say okay in mhermerknees

“My pregnancy test came back negative.”

“Schmearquad.”

Schmearquad by mherm_queenie February 27, 2023

Hammer Schmear 

A little dollop of thick smegma under the penile foreskin.

She looked so pretty with a bit of my hammer schmear on her upper lip.

I need to wash the hammer schmear a little better. It stinks.

Hammer Schmear by Dick Onchin October 13, 2020

Bentley Schmeckle

Bentley Schmeckle is a currency that currently sits at .004% value of the US Dollar. One Bentley Schmeckle is typically used for a singular vape hit.

Ty Brock spent one Bentley Schmeckle to hit the vape.

Bentley Schmeckle by Bama.Wave June 26, 2023

Schmegly 

Any gross, disgusting, or slimy substance fond in any location it should NOT be.

Hey dude!! What's that schmegly on your shirt

Schmegly by Kspenst March 26, 2017

schmegma 

A schticker Schounding way to pronounce smegma,smegma already a word found in Webster's dictionary(some editions).Smegma as Webster's defines it;(from memory); a foul smelling cheeselike sebaceous secretion,accumulating around the clitoris of female genitalia, or under the foreskin of male genitalia. Damn funny no matter how you schpell it.

I had schmegma schtuck in my teeth, I schould schtop drinkin schomeday.

schmegma by terryzz February 15, 2009

schmegma picnic 

Eating the sticky substance formed in the uncircumcised skin of the penis due to poor hygine.

I went down on him and had a schmegma picnic.

schmegma picnic by jupiter6921 June 2, 2005