schmegma picnic

Eating the sticky substance formed in the uncircumcised skin of the penis due to poor hygine.

I went down on him and had a schmegma picnic.

by jupiter6921 June 02, 2005

APT

Abbreviation for apartment. It is spelled out during pronunciation or in a sentence.

"Let's head on back to the APT. I wanna grab some stuff before we go out tonight."

by jupiter6921 September 29, 2007

bus sandwich

While driving your automobile, you get trapped between two buses, with one being right behind you and one being right in front of you.

While driving to work this morning, a bus pulled in front of me and before I knew it, another one was behind me! I was in a bus sandwich for 12 blocks!

by jupiter6921 August 14, 2010

dragon feet

Very wide feet belonging to a female that have short toes and extreme dryness, appearing to be almost scaly. They most closely resemble the feet of a dragon, although they belong to a female human. The female will most likely walk around barefoot whenever possible as all shoes are uncomfortable, even when it is dangerous, such as lifting and moving heavy objects or when walking across gravel.

Person 1: "I'm going to stay over at your house tonight."
Person 2: "Not with those dragon feet, you aren't! I don't want to end up with my legs all scratched up!"

Although the gravel driveway was painful to walk across for Tina, it was no problem for Carole as she used her dragon feet to traipse right across.

by jupiter6921 September 19, 2011

What's the t

Abbreviated sentence for "What's the tale?". Another phrase for the common phrase, "What't the deal?" or "What's the story?"

What's the t with Tommy and Brent?

by jupiter6921 January 08, 2010