A type of sleeping prank where you apply toothpast to your penis and proceed to insert it into the sleeping victims oral cavity and vigorously clean their teeth.
Greg: Dude George just fell asleep and his breath smells like butt juice.
Fred: Give him a Samolian Toothbrush thatll teach him to Listerine before passing out!
Fred: Give him a Samolian Toothbrush thatll teach him to Listerine before passing out!
by NinjaGangsta September 26, 2010
Get the Samolian Toothbrush mug.walking up behind someone and samking your hand back and fort against their leg like a salmon's tail moves. salmoning is best done when it is a surprise attack
by hty912064 April 17, 2010
Get the Salmoning mug.The verbalization of a complete off the wall saying that completely silences all other conversation. Usually of a sexual nature.
Person A: "She is so hot, I want to be with her right now".
Person B: "So, you can lube up your jimmy hats and slap her in Da VA-GINNY."
Person A: "......."
Person B: "You were sabonized."
Person B: "So, you can lube up your jimmy hats and slap her in Da VA-GINNY."
Person A: "......."
Person B: "You were sabonized."
by Matthew Sabins April 30, 2005
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Get the simonism mug.mostly an indian and loves babies and cats who meow but not dogs who meow (no one knows why). They love to be embarrassed and say things at the wrong times. They also love to play slasher games. They are just COOL!?!? people (i think)
salonie... really!?
by person1234566i June 21, 2010
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Get the salmonism mug.A suitcase or suitcases accompanying an elderly or special needs person to the Emergency Department or other hospital waiting room. A sure sign that someone has abandoned the poor individual to the care of healthcare professionals and Society. Named after the world's largest luggage manufacturer producing hardshell luggage honoring the Biblical strongman "Samson."
People presenting with Samsonite's Sign require a great deal of care and are often abandoned by overly tired caregivers. Presently, there is no cure for Samsonite's Sign but many community groups are developing respite care programs for caregviers.
People presenting with Samsonite's Sign require a great deal of care and are often abandoned by overly tired caregivers. Presently, there is no cure for Samsonite's Sign but many community groups are developing respite care programs for caregviers.
by Carrie A. Chism Delaney, The Baroness of Chism-on-the-Plain January 25, 2008
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