Skip to main content

zesty salad

A date that obviously comes off as harmless. Usually has a deep devoted interest in a very random nerdy topic.
I'm going out tonight, Loree. Don't worry, my date is a total zesty salad!
by DumdumNation November 3, 2022
mugGet the zesty salad mug.

Croall Salad

When someone receives an excruciating wedgie (going over their head) until their underpants are ripped whilst someone else plays with their balls and pubes, followed by an intense spanking
"Don't make me give you a Croall Salad".
by Croall Salad 123 July 23, 2023
mugGet the Croall Salad mug.

Easier said than done

Something that you say when something seems like a good idea but it would be difficult to do.
You can say; I should stop smoking but that's easier said than done.
by jimgora August 23, 2011
mugGet the Easier said than done mug.

Salad on Bread

When a sandwich does not contain meat and thus is not a sandwich. Peanut Butter and Jelly and Grilled Cheese do fall under the category of sandwich and are the only exceptions. This is because 1. Peanuts can be considered a meat, and 2.Grilled Cheese does not traditionally contain vegetables. Besides these two examples, a meatless sandwich is considered salad on bread. This is oft a hotly debated topic
Why didn't you get a real sandwich? That looks like salad on bread!
by Thomas Joslin November 8, 2008
mugGet the Salad on Bread mug.

I SAID WOW

When someone does do something incredibly shocking, and the only thing you can say is "WOW."
Person 1: Yo bro, you remember that girl Josh use to call chopped?
Person 2: Yea what happened?
Person 1: He fucked her last night at the rooftop party.
Person 2: .... I SAID WOW.
by Beezxs September 25, 2018
mugGet the I SAID WOW mug.

The Michigan Chicken Salad

Ingredients:

- This requires at least 3 people, two of them males.

- 1 lb chicken breast
- salt, pepper,garlic, lemon, and olive oil
- 1 onion
- 1 small bag of croutons (8 oz)
- 1/4 lb Traverse City cherries
- Lube optional

Take one chicken breast, season with salt, pepper, and garlic. Cut up chicken breast into one inch squares. Heat up a pan with a squirt of olive oil and some onions for about 5 minutes. Cook chicken for approximately 15 - 20 minutes.

One person positions themselves using a wall, or support structure of some kind, upside down with their anus in the air and fully exposed. Place fully cooked chicken pieces into the exposed anus. Add some Traverse City cherries, a squirt of lemon, and some croutons.

At least 2 other males then take turns masturbating into the anus of the upside down person. Let rest for 10 minutes.

Remove the contents from the anus and place in salad bowl, add salt and pepper to taste.

Serves 10.
They served The Michigan Chicken Salad at the barbecue today. Everyone loved it, although it was a bit too salty.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 8, 2017
mugGet the The Michigan Chicken Salad mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email