Oreo Mint Suprise

A sexual manuver for revenge. It works best while the person being penitrated is blind-folded and being done from behind. While you are pounding away at them get a handful of icy-hot or visk vapor rub, then pull out, slather you cock with it and then shove it in one hard push into their ass.

I gave her an Oreo Mint Suprise last night, thats what she gets for raking me.

by 51|\| August 9, 2006

goldfish suprise

when you fuck a girl in the ass so much you can fit a goldfish in there, then you fill her up with water and do it.

guy 1: dude i totally love giving goldfish suprises
guy 2: i love getting them
guy 1: WHAT THE FUCK!?!?

by jon and kate and whore May 22, 2009

jam suprise

the act of going down/fingering/genaerly discovering that a female is 'on'

hey baby if i give u cunnilingus will i get a jam suprise?

by Greenbadger87 May 13, 2005

Pikle suprise

A Pikle surprise is when a man kidnappes you and begins to forcefully make you consume pikles well you are tied to a chair. When the kidnapper runs out of pikles you are let free.

'PIKLE SUPRISE!'-Johns last moments

by Dr.FreezeLove March 7, 2017

An Elevator Suprise

When you fart in an elevator before you exit, leaving it for the next unsuspecting person.

Jaime left An Elevator Suprise for his boss Jim, when he was heading down to the break room.

by UrbanCreatornoob May 13, 2017

Shia Suprise

When you thought Shia Lebeouf was dead but he is actually still alive.

Person 1 “Dude, I thought Shia Lebeouf was dead, but he isn’t! What a Shia Suprise!”
Person 2 “No way!!”

by thehamwithcheese March 15, 2019

Dry Eye Suprise

After having a bad one night stand with a partner, the man will wait until the partner asleep he will then proceed to ejaculate on the eye or eyes of said partner. If done correctly this should crust over during the night and the partner should not be able to open the eye or eyes.

Yea I woke up with the worst dry eye suprise this morning!

by dgaskgfksdgf January 18, 2008