stonk on

A hard on or stiffy.

“Got a right stonk on now!”

by AwesomeGuy898 June 30, 2025

National Insult-a-Stonk Day

Insult stonk for absolutely no reason and show no mercy at all.
Even if he is at rock bottom, insult him to the fullest extent on July 22nd.

National Insult-a-Stonk Day - "stonk smells like a skunk" - "stonk more like stink"

by coreguy July 22, 2024

Stonks

Internet mass misspelling of ‘stocks’. Said when you got a big profit.

Steve jobs hires Sculley
Steve jobs was fired by Sculley in 1985
Steve jobs founded NeXT
Steve jobs sold NeXT to apple for $429M
Steve jobs fires Gil Amelio, Former CEO of Apple after Steve jobs was fired
Steve jobs: stonks

by minecraft_volume_beta January 6, 2023

Stonk

A heavy artillery bombardment.

A mortar stonk

by LucyB_ March 3, 2023

STONKS

A rise in anything and everything or to invest.

"My friend found a dollar he said, STONKS" "My boss invested in safety he said, STONKS"

by Big schlong boi February 11, 2020

Stonks

Stocks and anything like gaining profit and meme man featured, #viceversa
Alternative meme man memes features helth
Hybirds made:not stonks and confused stonks

Me:buys bitcoin
Bitcoin:profit increased from 1.00 to 4.00
Me:stonks
Bitcoin:the profit is dropped from 4.00 to 0.50
Me:CONFUSED STONKS

by Player2170(roblox arsenal guy) January 21, 2020

Stonking

I love my dog

I stonking on dog

by Kofing July 16, 2021