statsmaxxing

becoming the best version of yourself by focusing on your looks, money and other goals

have you seen John he wasn't at school today?
he's out statsmaxxing

by Jackkkky January 28, 2024

statsmaxxing

becoming the best version of yourself by gaining money, improving your looks, knowledge and social circle

John hasn't been to school today because he's statsmaxxing, he could be in a casino

by Jackkkky January 28, 2024

STPTSD

STPTSD is a form of ptsd through sexual transmission, in other words its sexually transmitted post traumatic stress disorder

Hey man, rumor says she has stptsd so try to take it a little slower in the bedroom.

by Astrodoes May 24, 2024

Statsmaxxing

When you hit a bottleneck in a game so you do what you can to gain and make use every bit of stat you have just to get past a certain level.

The game got so hard that i had to resort to statsmaxxing to finally defeat the boss after countless failed attempts.

by amkylee July 3, 2024

ststsufuckup

Strangle - Stab - Suffocate - Fuck up

Frank: "Holy fuck I wanna fucking ststsufuckup Bartholomew."

Umi: "Okay"

by Kaishi Takahashi December 30, 2024

Stetson

Stetsons are usually kind nice and amazing. They are usually always there for you and are really funny. If you meet a Stetson then make sure you keep them in your life because you never know. He might surprise you!

Person 1-Are You Friends With Stetson?
Person 2- no why?
Person 1-then become his friend he’s amazing

by urfavcjd March 22, 2025

stats shark

An annoying person, usually a junior in high school, who asks an admit for a particular college for their stats (extracurriculars, essays, grades, etc.)

Reasoning behind it is that if they copy their profile, they will also get accepted, which is NOT true.

Person 1: I got into MIT and some bum online asked "Congrats! Can I see your ECs and essays?"
Person 2: What a stats shark

by buttfingerer September 18, 2025