Sofa King Retarded

A Dangerdoom song inspired by the Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode Video Ouija.

- Hey, say this fast: I Am Sofa King, We Todd Ed!
- I can't, I am so fucking retarded... Sofa King Retarded.

by Sofa Queen September 14, 2007

SOFA

Sweater (or Sweatshirt) Over Fat Ass.

1. Derisive term for a garment tied around the waist to cover a woman's large ass.

2. An insecure woman attempting to conceal her butt by tying her sleeves around her waist and allowing the body of her sweater or sweatshirt to hang over her rear end.

"Dude, SOFA - 3 o'clock."

"Check out the SOFA on the bremelo over there!"

by ElkTwin May 2, 2006

Sofa Willy

A willy which is cleverly disguised as a sofa/settee/arm chair. It can be a perticularly hairy sofa willy for detail.

Imagine a typical willy shape which would be drawn on a school desk. Put two circles on in the middle of each bollock. Add a stump at the bottom of each bollock to make the feet of the arm chair. Add other details such as material on the back part of it. You now have a Sofa Willy.

by Joelle Millard April 6, 2007

sofa king

in translation meaning so fuckin'

Joe: You're reatarded. Sofa King Retarded

by Cooky December 3, 2007

sofaking

self explanitory when said aloud.....

I am sofaking we Todd did.

by ass master February 18, 2003

sofus

A total loser noob. Nationality: Swedish.
Usually very tall, with weird hair.

"I think that guy is strange man!" "Yeah he is totally a Sofus."

by KingOfTheWorldAndYourMom February 28, 2013

White Sofa

When after you butt fuck your girl she shits all over your white sofa and you're force to blame it on the dog.

*after pulling out*
Brandon: What the fuck just happened?!
Haley: Sorry, I couldn't help it!
Brandon: Did you just white sofa me, bitch?!

by jivjam March 2, 2011