Indie snob

Someone who thinks a band is automatically "bad" or "uncool" as soon as they recieve the tiniest bit of success. They will ignore that "successful" band and then rush to Pitchfork or some other snobby music site to find some obscure band to replace them.

Indie snobs think that Modest Mouse became uncool when "The Moon and Antarctica" was released; when "Float On" became a hit, indie snobs had ignored the band for quite a few years.

However, you aren't an indie snob if you hate Death Cab for Cutie for showing up on the OC. All you have is common sense.

by aleclair July 20, 2005

Elevator Snob

A person who refuses to hold an elevator door open for other parties to enter so they can arrive on their own floor without interruption.

When you "accidentally" miss the open door button and smile to yourself knowing it's a non stop ride to your own floor. The number of elevator snobs in a given skyscraper is directly proportional to the number of floors for said building.

by JiggyMac April 1, 2010

porn snob

Noun. Somebody who is extremely opinionated about porn and judges others based on their porn choices. Feels that they prefer porn that is "classier" than the average porn.

"I'd NEVER go on youporn. The penetration is so vulgar! I'll stick to Playboy, thank you very much."

"Don't be such a porn snob dude."

by smpoza September 2, 2011

bed snob

A bed snob is a person who is very particular of which beds they will sleep in. For the bed snob, the bed must meet a minimum criteria and the bed snob has been known to spend an obscene amount of money to construct such bed. Starting with a proper mattress and box spring selection to linens and finally, pillows. A bed snob will stop at nothing to have the most comfortable bed. So comfortable, that when people come to visit and sleep in your bed, guests will go on and on about how fantastic your sheets are or how soft your pillows are. They rave about how well they slept and haven't slept that well in a LONG time and, finally, vow to go straight home and become the ultimate snob bed and pass on their knowledge.

Do not offer a bed snob an air mattress (unless you never want these people to visit you ever again). A bed snob requires adjustable mattresses, high thread count sheets and matching down pillow/comforter set.

by Hotsteffff October 13, 2013

Music Snob

One who only listens to obscure bands, shuns anything more popular than that, and tries to drill it into you.

Music snob: "What are you listening to?"
Person: "AC/DC."
Music snob: "Why do you even bother with that crap, try some -insert here pretentious-pseudo-intellectual-band-name-."

by i know i'm a music snob September 11, 2009

gear snob

1. A person who looks down on music because it was not recorded with top of the line music gear or a certain type of music gear (ex. more expensive music gear, or analog music gear).

2. A person who is in a band or makes music and thinks their music is better than others' due to the fact that they have better/ more expensive music gear.

A gear snob is most likely to be a critic of electronic music and electronic music bands because of the gear they use.

by Electric Coder July 29, 2019

New York Snob

A person from NYC that is completely convinced their city is the best of all. They often compare themselves to other major cities, such as Philadelphia, and Detroit. They are known for moving to other places, and starting whole hate websites, such as whyihatephilly.com. When people ask them the simple fact of them leaving, they often tell the person they make too much money (due to the city's low taxes), and still stay. They make any local proud of their city upset, and feel as if they need to move to NYC.

New York Snob: Philadelphia is so dirty, I hate all the people there! They're so rude, and unattractive. The whole city reeks of shit and mustard!
Local: Then why don't you go back to your precious New York?
New York Snob: Because it cost way to much money to live there.

by Ladygagabb1 September 1, 2012