Slapper Fockers

A slapper focker is an irish term usually used when at rage. It means failing at something when you try harded your best.

DaithiDeNogla: *misses shot in Golf It* DAMN.. SLAPPER FOCKERS!

by kilobyteLol August 5, 2018

Slapper-jack

A sexual act in which the male slaps his partner in the face with his penis as he is ejaculating. The action may include using the penis to rub and smear the semen all over the partners face. The action continues until the male has finished ejaculating and the penis begins to relax.

"Dude, my girl gave me a blow job last night and I slapper-jacked her face so bad she looked like an albino by the time I was done!"

by gavinikki January 4, 2009

slapper stand

A semi-affectionate term for night club podiums which the drunkest/most extrovert members of your party will want to dance on.

"Give us a leg up onto the slapper stand, they're playing 'Club Tropicana'!"

by rmg September 29, 2003

slapper dink

A dumb ass; Goof ball; shit head..

Fuck Bone SLAPPER DINK!
Poopin' on a crapper stink
Lickin' on a boo da baw day
A fuckin' bone slappin' just a poopin' like your crappin'
On a fuck bone slappity day
I said Poop.... stains, don't run in the rain
They just flip on a flappity doo
A fuckin' bone slappin just a poopin' like your crappin'
On a fuck bone slappity day.

by Rormiester October 9, 2007

Slapper poach

When someone thinks that you fancy them, yet you ignore it and pretend you like them, yet slag them off behind their back with something extreme yet likley, damaging their street cred and chances of having sex with anyone in the future.

"I'm gunna slapper poach that Ho, I cant believe she caught herpes after sucking off that tramp for a taste of his special brew!'

by AnonM April 25, 2008

Slapper blowjob

Chloe t/b sucks off niall R

I really want a slapper blowjob of Chloe

by Slapper blowy November 28, 2020

Slapper blowy

When chloe sucks Niall off

I want a slapper blowy of Chloe because she only tries hard on my cock

by Slapper blowy November 28, 2020