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Simple Plan

One of the worst bands that ever graced the face of the Earth. The singer's squeaky voice makes me shove screwdrivers up my ears. They think that their life "sucks", but they don't know what a bad life is. How about you go and live in some 3rd World country or Africa with it's extreme poverty and actually understand when a life "sucks".
Suburban Kid With Rich Parents: OMFG!!! My life sucks so much!

Me: Shut up.
by A|pha August 1, 2005
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Thunder Bastard Poverty Sicles

n. Warm weather snack, highly efficient anti-boredom tool.

Take one of the ready-mixed packages of Kool-Aid lemonade and sink the entire package in a pitcher of water. The higher concentration, the better. After all the Kool-Aid dissolves, get a bottle of lemon juice concentrate. Add as much as you feel like, a lot or a little, it really doesn't matter. After you stir that in for awhile, pour the mix into an icecube tray, cover it in saran wrap, and put toothpicks in each one, making poverty sicles. The end result will be a sickeningly sweet lemonade popsicle.

However, you don't have to use lemonade mix, or even the ready-made Kool-aid packages. You can use any flavor, just so long as you get the sugar right (or wrong, depending). I recommend a minimum of 10 packets if you're going to go that route, then fill the pitcher about halfway and add as much sugar as the water will hold. Test, correct where needed.
Tyler drew the short straw and had to test the first batch of Thunder Bastard Poverty Sicles. He took one lick and about went into sugar shock.
by Kyren Graves September 27, 2005
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simcity

To simcity someone is to set them on a seemingly neverending task.
"Bill, go clean your room!"
"Mum! Don't simcity me, please!"
by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005
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Simoleons

Dating back to 1896 and with an unknown origin. This word is slang for "dollar"
Gime me some simoleons. Need to get a smoke.
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Scatalogically Similar: Diurnal Discrepancy

The way you can say "Same Shit: Different Day" to family, friends, boss, co-workers, priests, cops, Oprah Winfrey, Sarah Palin etc and sound highly literate.

It even has the same acronym (SSDD).
Scholar 1: "How goes the research into Shakespeare's use of Jungian allegory in his tragedies?"

Scholar 2: "Scatalogically Similar: Diurnal Discrepancy."

Scholar 3: "Ah yes, indeed." (Cluemeter reading zero)
by Uncle Des September 4, 2010
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Similarized

Relating to a past contextual non-identical resemblance of one point of conversation to another.
Xavier: "I can't believe some of the top American homed companies are still developing their products overseas."

Johnny: "Just think, there are a few thousand American citizens we could use to fulfill those positions. Of course not cheaply; nonetheless, giving employment opportunities and stimulating the economy somewhat."

... (later on in the conversation) ...

Xavier: "From the public's eye, you perceptually look bad when you outsource. Plus as you SIMILARIZED, it screws innocent Americans out of jobs!"
by Steven Beger June 11, 2010
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simplaza

A favorite website for enthusiasts of Microsoft Flight Simulator, offering a wide selection of free add-ons and mods to enhance the gaming experience. Known for its user-friendly interface and easy-to-use features, Simplaza is a go-to destination for players looking to add new planes, airports, and other enhancements to their flight sim setup.
Person 1: "Hey, have you heard of Simplaza? It's this website where you can get free add-ons for Microsoft Flight Simulator."

Person 2: "No way, I've been looking for something like that. How did you find out about it?"

Person 1: "A friend of mine in the flight sim community told me about it. It's a secret spot for us MSFS enthusiasts. You should definitely check it out."

Person 2: "Thanks for the tip, I'll definitely check it out!"
by iHatePiracy6626 January 10, 2023
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