parental shoulder lurking is when a parent or guardian reads your IMs, facebook, or any other computerized messaging system. they would 'lurk' over your shoulder and read your personal messages that you have with friends or other people.
me: mom! would you quit your parental shoulder lurking! i'm not doing anything bad!
mom: suure you're not, kiddo, suure you're not.
mom: suure you're not, kiddo, suure you're not.
by twilighter1995 September 1, 2009
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he silently judges u
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if you see a smol judgemental shoelace, give him a smol boop, (DONT KEL HIM) and run
he silently judges u
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if you see a smol judgemental shoelace, give him a smol boop, (DONT KEL HIM) and run
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by judgemental shoelace November 18, 2018
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'probably ' and then a ridiculous or an unrealistic goal.
'probably ' and then a ridiculous or an unrealistic goal.
I should probably (work out more, stop smoking, eat healthier, stop spending so much money, help the needy, get a job, build a rocket, become an astronaut) this year
by Shmedricko January 8, 2009
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by Ray Albright January 2, 2009
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Jokee: Who?
Joker: the people who care.
This come-back is used when someone tells you a completely pointless story and you could really care less. People sometimes shorten it to just "should i call them" hinting off to someone that they just don't give a shit.
Jokee: Who?
Joker: the people who care.
This come-back is used when someone tells you a completely pointless story and you could really care less. People sometimes shorten it to just "should i call them" hinting off to someone that they just don't give a shit.
by Whoa There February 17, 2009
Get the should i call them mug.1. A place where things are always as they should be.
2. An imaginary land people tend to go to when they dont get what they want. The details of should-land vary with each person.
2. An imaginary land people tend to go to when they dont get what they want. The details of should-land vary with each person.
Should-land is...
where georgia bulldogs always win.
where the guy always gets the girl.
where pain should only be involved in sex.
where the original singer of Drowning Pool never died.
where batteries last forever.
where it only rains when you want it to.
where Home Improvement is still on the sir.
where Smurfs DO exist.
Where UD posts this as word of the day.
where georgia bulldogs always win.
where the guy always gets the girl.
where pain should only be involved in sex.
where the original singer of Drowning Pool never died.
where batteries last forever.
where it only rains when you want it to.
where Home Improvement is still on the sir.
where Smurfs DO exist.
Where UD posts this as word of the day.
by Priddy Boy February 3, 2010
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