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stretching money

Wasting money that you don't have.

Making it seem you are rich, but in reality you don't have much moeny
Yo Foolytoad, stop stretching money fool. We know your ass is broke.
by JesterNorth July 23, 2017
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Stretching Surgery

Stretching Surgery is a medical practice used to stretch out the males dick and balls out to extend them. It is usually done voluntarily and enjoyed by many people. ‘The Cock Stretcher’ is the main apparatus used in Stretching Surgery in order to stretch out the males dick and nuts to a suitable length (5 inches bigger). Stretching Surgery proved popular in the early 1930’s with over 430,000 cases of Stretching Surgery during the decade. 326,351 cases were handed out during WW1 to amputees for pleasure. Soon, Stretching Surgery was soon to die out until 2017 when doctors handed out free trials for Stretching Surgery to ‘struggling men’. Stretching Surgery is commonly mistaken for Mongolian Ball Torture, where the dick and nuts are cut off from the man and fed to the hounds. Whilst the remainders are cut off and sold on the Black Market.
Person 1: Hello, have you got your stretching surgery yet?
Person 2: Yeah it was pleasing and my dick and nuts seem extremely longer. You’ve gotta try it out at some point.
by Thicc Chungles August 31, 2019
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squeeching

Cade would no stop squeeching so, Mrs Page threw a pen at him.
( for further reference, see cade evans)
by dam boi he thicc October 29, 2019
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2 screening

Watching TV at home and using your laptop at the same time to interact about what you are watching, using social networks.
Sarah: "Will you be watching the X-Factor auditions tonight?"
Tracy: "Definately, will be 2 screening on Twitter for extra funny comments"
by phatflaresblack March 3, 2010
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spress screening

The showing of a motion picture for the press on a Monday morning, prior to the movie's official release.
Arnaud went to the spress screening today.
Laura could not believe she missed the spress screening.
by Book_face June 8, 2010
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fence scratching

when someone is trying to jump a fence and keeps kicking the fence to get over it
by gaul sollins January 12, 2012
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Pussy scratching

It's when you rub or stimulate clits of your friend or girlfriend esp. when they are sleeping or without getting them know
you: dude I gave her a nice pussy scratching and has no idea what happened!
dude: swags! man...
by Ditchhiker September 9, 2016
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