Straddleships

Toilet/WC based game involing 2 people (intimate)
One person sits on the toilet whilst another person straddles them. The first person dumps his/her first ship (feces). The second person then has to try and target the first ship. If successful that person lets out the exclamation "You sank my straddleship!" The game continues until all ships are sunk or bad wind forces a stalemate.

"Me and the missus had a wicked game of straddleships last night... I was a little bit ill so it was more like napalm"

by p_levo April 8, 2009

Straddle-whipped

the above definition is incorrect, because a one ryan abbott in fact gets more pussy than oliver himself, its just that no one knows about it

oliver this should be a hint that something is going on you dont know about

by rabbit February 6, 2005

side straddle hop

U.S. Army term for jumping jacks.

Drill Sergeant: You're going to do the side straddle hop until you puke.

by bumbleclot May 20, 2009

Straddle the Bench

A Term used by my former homosexual Gym Teacher, Mr Quay

It means to jack your tally on a gym bench

Jim was straddling the bench in from of timothy

by Jordan Miller February 26, 2004

scrand

a scrand or scrandy is someone who does is bad at popular video games like call of duty or halo scrands usually try to break better players or challenge them to one on ones.

a scrandy is the term that is a conjuction of srcand and randy used meaning that the scrand your talking to is random like not popular or known. further insulting them.

scrand: yo (random player) you suck your just a try hard

random better player: bro your just mad cuz i went + 10 and you went -5

scrand: dude im way better than you 1v1 me

random better player : no i have better things to do than play scrands like you

scrand: you just scared that your going to loose

random better player: fine

scrand : (screams then leaves because the score is 10 to nothing)

by ultimatoe April 21, 2011

Scrandy

A sexual predator who is inately attracted to the art of tit fucking. Park benches, fields, and other outdoor spaces are likely predatory zones.

Scrandy got me last night in the field.

by Ballis69 April 12, 2010

straddle the gauze

to be on the rag, when a women is having her period

man, im not gonna go down on my girlfriend this month, shes straddiling the gauze

by bness April 10, 2003