scrand

a scrand or scrandy is someone who does is bad at popular video games like call of duty or halo scrands usually try to break better players or challenge them to one on ones.

a scrandy is the term that is a conjuction of srcand and randy used meaning that the scrand your talking to is random like not popular or known. further insulting them.

scrand: yo (random player) you suck your just a try hard

random better player: bro your just mad cuz i went + 10 and you went -5

scrand: dude im way better than you 1v1 me

random better player : no i have better things to do than play scrands like you

scrand: you just scared that your going to loose

random better player: fine

scrand : (screams then leaves because the score is 10 to nothing)

by ultimatoe April 21, 2011

University of Scandal and Corruption

A Los Angeles-based university that boasts numerous scandals and years of corruption in an attempt to appear as an academic elite and an athletic powerhouse.

If you want to feel embarrassed as an alumnus, then graduate from the University of Scandal and Corruption.

by G. Floyd November 13, 2021

USC - University of Scandal and Conceit

University of Scandal and Conceit, led by Sad Max, became the most corrupt college administration in history. A med school dean was found with a drugged-up 21-year-old woman; he was allowed to remain on faculty, see patients, and raise money until 2017. An FBI sting caught the men’s basketball associate coach taking thousands in bribes. The film school’s chief panhandler, Queen Elizabeth, collected a mountain of dead students while accepting cash from an inside trader ($5M) and director Bryan Singer ($5M) - he was accused of sexual assault of a minor. Queen Elizabeth rejected a $5M female scholarship endowment by rapist Harvey Weinstein only after a student-led petition labeled the gift “blood money.” An entire class of graduate students in the School of Art and Design quit in protest due to poor instruction and academics. A gynecologist sexually abused hundreds of students over 30 years. He resigned with a financial payout. USC declined to inform patients or report him to the state medical board until a nurse filed a complaint about the doctor to an on-campus rape crisis center. An athletic director allegedly accepted more than $1.3 million in bribes including $500K from actress Laurie Loughlin. Loughlin’s daughter, Princess Jaded, bragged on YouTube about attending USC only to attend parties. TMZ found Princess Jaded sunbathing on the head of the USC Board of Trustee’s $100M yacht in the Bahamas when the scandal broke. Apparently, Laurie was not playing with a full house.

Teen: After high school, I want to go to USC - University of Scandal and Conceit.

Parent: The University of Scandal and Conceit? Perhaps you should rethink your options. You have a "C" average. I don't have $10,000 to bribe your way into the university and you don't even play water polo.

Teen: Horses can swim? You don't need to bribe anyone because I'm going to be a film student.

Parent: You want me to pay Queen Elizabeth $1,000 a credit so she can attend European film conferences, while collecting $65,000 a year just for sitting on the board of an editing software company? All you will get after graduation is a job answering phones in West Hollywood and running to Ralph's to restock the production company's kitchen.

Teen: I spend all my time on my iPhone now.

Parent: You're going to a community college for two years, then you can transfer to UCLA, Cal State Northridge, Cal State LA, or Cal State Long Beach. Steven Spielberg had a "C" average in high school and he went to film school at Cal State Long Beach.

Teen: I guess I'll hang out with the Queen Mary for a couple of years.

by G. Floyd December 13, 2020

Schande

This word is an ancient Hebrew word used to describe a disgrace, or one who brings the embarrassment through mere association. Someone who is "a disgrace", meaning "such a shame".

Famed Jewish protester Abbie Hoffman said that Judge Julius Hoffman, also a Jew, was "a schande vor de goyim" during the trial of the Chicago Eight, which meant "a shame before the gentiles", i.e non-Jews.

by Fupa Lover 69 slappin' Bootie January 26, 2019

Scandoval

A high profile scandal committed by a treacherous, despicable human being. Usually involving a bambi eyed snake of a woman.

I hope this affair doesn’t turn into a full blown scandoval.

by BravoBabe March 9, 2023

scandisexual

To be sexually attracted to people of Scandinavian origin.

When Anne asked Louis out, he really wanted to be able to reciprocate the feelings, however, Anne was of French Canadian descent and the sparks did not ignite. All Louis wanted was a beautiful blonde Scandinavian since he was a scandisexual.

by mynameisnotsophia February 8, 2015

The Great Door Handle Scandal

A group of college students at Harvard that got together to perform an act where a door handle was shoved up one another's anal cavity so far it came out of their mouths. Once the door handle was secured between cheeks, they had to turn the door handle with their scrumptious cheeks and open it.

The great door handle scandal was a good time for everyone that participated.

by JakEthanLover October 30, 2019