contrary to stereotypes, most scorpios aren't hardcore murderers that eat babies for breakfast. (most of us aren't, at least). scorpios are just regular people.
by lancemcclain August 15, 2017
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A scorpion is when you fall and land on your face and your legs go in front of your head... Holy shit he just did a scorpion!
by Bob Jenkines November 26, 2006
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by analex127 September 19, 2009
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Dude 1: You got suzie home last night what happened
Dude 2: I was plowing her and then outta nowhere she scorpion'd me
Dude 1: Then what?
Dude 2: I punched her in the face
Dude 2: I was plowing her and then outta nowhere she scorpion'd me
Dude 1: Then what?
Dude 2: I punched her in the face
by joeybuttafuqua September 10, 2009
Get the Scorpion mug.the crazy motherfucker from dirty harry. he's a fucking maniac but he knows how to kill. you dont want ot fuck with him less you want to get fucked up.
by aholman2 October 21, 2010
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by Pigboy773 November 6, 2006
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