Schlap

a sexual act which if done hard enough, makes a slapping noise (fapping,sex,etc)

*I'm going to schlap my cock tonight
*Yup, I schlapped her real good

by ShiningEditedMoon October 15, 2020

Schlee

No being can define this word. Kinda like a humz but also a little more himmy than a humz.

Came home today and the schlees were on the roof throwing bricks.

by Dontuseyourrealname0 April 19, 2022

Noah schlapp

a way to get someone who likes noah schnapp really pissed off.

someone: noah schnapp, more like noah schlapp.

person who likes noah schnapp: OMG STOP UR SO MEAN ITS SCHNAPP NOT SLAPP OMGOMGMOGOMGOMGOMG STOP IT MEANIE

by caleb milk February 11, 2019

Schlept

When a nibba gets knocked tf out

Tim: did you see that fight
Mark: yeah Bob got schlept

by Johnnytheboi May 14, 2018

schleff

n. Someone who possesses an alarming abundance of extraordinarily lame ideas and cultivates them into actions. Although these folk usually have no motive or reasoning for their unapologetic ignorance, some use these actions for personal gain...like to reach a level of awesomeness that would otherwise be unattainable, and for the most part will remain so.

Biscuits: I heard Matt bought a camaro just to join the IROC club.
Tina: Did he really??
Biscuits: Yea, but the ass-clown bought an RS instead of a z28!
Tina: HAHAHA, he is such a schleff!

by bananamanboy October 20, 2007

schlemmer

a man who takes advantage of very young, innocent women for his own sexual pleasure and cynical intellectual delight

She was in her early twenties, but very pure, having had only one boyfriend since she was seventeen. Not only a worldly man, but quite the schlemmer, he used his experience to take complete physical advantage of her...not to mention the emotional abuse he dealt.

by RBWC November 17, 2003

Schlemm

A guy whose really good at sex, knows just what to do to turn a girl on, and honestly doesn't compare to anyone else.

Schlemm: How many times did I make you orgasm?!?!?!

Girl: 21 ;)

by heheitsasecret November 15, 2011