scattergun

A shotgun, typically two barrels side by side.

He was shot with a scattergun.

by Guy March 25, 2005

fly swatter

it looks like a net but sterdy and has many uses

it can kill flies by hitting them

it can get stuff under the refrigerator

and it can also be used to spank someone

it can scoop a fish out of the water too

"he didnt have a paddle in the bedroom so she spanked lizzie with a fly swatter."

by kool-aidisabeast October 11, 2009

scattered ass

Many attractive ladies in any defined area.

Guy #1: Shit man, check all that scattered ass all up in that club!
Guy #2: You know we be rollin' up in there.
Guy #1: Hollllaaa!

by Beeth May 6, 2008

shattered

To be as tired as fuck

"I just ran 10k and am fucking shattered"

by Brendan October 10, 2003

Twat Swatter

The Girl's version of a cock blocker.
A girl that prevents another girl from getting some dick.

Julie, what the fuck i was about to get some dick. You're such a twat swatter!

by BFlizzle May 18, 2009

Statter

Whilst quite a small hotdog, a Statter is probably the hottest hotdog that you can find.

However, it is normally made from the lowest grade meat possible, mainly from areas of a pig most decent people would consider unclean and certainly not edible. In some countries enjoying a Statter is considered a highly taboo fetish.

Most grown men can't handle the hottness of a Statter, though for those that acquire the taste it can become a self-destructive habit, often ending in life changing shame.

"Hey Pav, do you feel like sharing a Statter?"

"No way, they're tiny, but I want my own! I love a spicy hotdog"

by Spicy-Hotdog-Fiend December 9, 2012

slattern

A sexually promiscuous woman. May or may not be paid for sex, depending on whether is a prostitute or a slut.

Paris Hilton, the Grand High Slattern, paraded on the red carpet in her usual belt/miniskirt sans underwear and her almost nonexistant top.

by Lorelili May 17, 2007